It's the first week of my summer job, and guess what? The lab is infested with roaches! They're everywhere! It was so bad, nobody could eat in the office. If you open a can of say, tuna, the roaches will drown themselves in it before you can eat the food inside. The profs called the pest controls, and they brought in a light that emits
ultraviolent radiatino ultraviolet radiation. This attracts the roaches and they fall into a dish of pesticide. But that doesn't take care of all the roaches. Based on theory, the roaches hid themselves inside the building during the winter, and now spring has come, they all crawl out of every crack in the walls.
I'm not really afraid of roaches, I just hate them. The next time I see a roach, I'm gonna pour liquid nitrogen all over it. Seriously, that's what I'm gonna do next week if I get to see another live roach.
Reading: How to Get Rid of Roaches
Drinking: Zwei Swastika